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Hiya. I'm Amber.
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kaleyed:

Everyone should watch Sky High for the sheer fact that there is a character whose mother is a superhero and father is a super villain and the kid’s name is Warren Peace. 

Warren Peace, man. 

warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

(Source: wartortles)

rosaparking:

babies need to shut the fuck up and get a job

coolscar:

that new life alert commercial is too real. its on the same level as all the ASPCA commercials now, i have to change the channel when it comes on. life alert commercials used to be cute old people talking but now it makes me think of my grandma falling down stairs 

zeloswildeer:

blushyarmin:

lordofthescience:

royaltyspeaking:

How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do. 

thaNK YOU SO MUCH

the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me

clearly you’re not from america

youngstate:

u r the smell before the rain u are the mac n cheese in my brain

fffc:

got a masters degree in being ignored

aragaki:

aragaki:

its 2am and i just remembered i have chocolate fridge in the cake

holy fuck did i really type that

unclefather:

theskeetman:

if you have nothing good to say say it

i hate stuart little and i don;t think he deserved 3 movies

(Source: unit03)

neptunain:

to catch a bus you have to think like a bus